Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Maybe if...

Maybe if I don't eat anything, not even a cracker
I will be stick thin by next year and fit into those nice clothes
and look "super hot"...
Maybe if I also poke a pencil
and ground it into my cheeks
I will have "super cute dimples"...
Maybe if I eat about 5kgs of carrots a day
my eyesite will become better
and I will have "super sexy shades" to wear...
Maybe if I bathe in HL skim milk
everyday I will have "super smooth skin"...
Maybe if I deleted my friendster account
I wouldn't have to see your pics anymore
and have "super low esteem problems"!!!

4 comments:

Pinkity said...

Hey babe, you were hot then, now and I am VERY sure in the future too...

Why bother about what other people say? Comeon!!!! You're a hottie and that's the truth! To whoever who thinks otherwise can go fuck themselves. :p

Cyber said...

Listen to no one. Trust your heart. Fabulousness comes from within. God bless! :-)

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Jin said...

hmmm... how would poking your cheek with a pencil get you a dimple? heh... so what if they say things like that.. they just jeolous...

jeez... they need to check their glasses...XD

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