Maybe if I don't eat anything, not even a cracker
I will be stick thin by next year and fit into those nice clothes
and look "super hot"...
Maybe if I also poke a pencil
and ground it into my cheeks
I will have "super cute dimples"...
Maybe if I eat about 5kgs of carrots a day
my eyesite will become better
and I will have "super sexy shades" to wear...
Maybe if I bathe in HL skim milk
everyday I will have "super smooth skin"...
Maybe if I deleted my friendster account
I wouldn't have to see your pics anymore
and have "super low esteem problems"!!!