Tuesday, March 29, 2005

The Miracle of Toliet Paper

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER (Thanks Nic for the joke - brightened my day somewhat!)

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds. "

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop!!!

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says,

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical pain and may even walk again. Stupid stupid man!!!

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